Well the first attempt has been delivered by a great mate, who had clearly come in from a good night out when she did this!
I would like to thank her for taking this the right spirit and she has thrown down the gauntlet!
So the team sheet reads:

“Ol something”
Tebb
Denial
Cosby
Raitt
?
Whitaker
Soneji
Simpson
caretaker guy
?
Morgan

I would say that rates a 7.5 out of 10. Good start – can we keep the ball rolling?