What is going on? Boots that look like the sort of things snotty kids with verrucas used to have to wear when your class went swimming in the municipal baths. I give you Nike Mercurial Superfly FG

But the new kit for Euro 2016? Do me a favour! Looks like something a ping pong player would wear at training.

http://todosobrecamisetas.com/2016/03/england-nike-euro–2016-kits-leaked/

So what happened to plain white and navy blue (home) and red and white (away)? The boots being all black Addidas World Cups (Beckenbauer 74) or Puma Kings (Kempes 78) with plenty of dubbin.

• Thanks to Alan down under for the heads up on this